Privacy Policy

Last updated: June 2026 — placeholder text, review before launch.

The short version

This is a static website. We don't run accounts, shopping carts or trackers that follow you around the internet.

What we collect

• Orders: placed over WhatsApp, so your messages are handled by WhatsApp under their own privacy policy. We only see what you send us (name, address, order details) and use it solely to fulfil your order.
• Analytics: we may use privacy-friendly, cookie-free analytics (Cloudflare Web Analytics) to count visits. If Google Analytics is enabled, it is noted here and used only in aggregate.

What we don't do

• We don't sell or share your information with third parties.
• We don't send marketing messages without your consent.
• We don't store payment details — payments are arranged directly over WhatsApp.

Questions?

Email us at curvynoodle04@gmail.com and a real human will reply.